Lobby's Brain

Stop looking at my brain!!!

Well, OK go ahead and click on my brain, see what I care. ooh! Hey, that tickles! Cut it out! Doh! I can't remember my father now!

Learn about my personality, with helpful side-by-side comparisons to other personality profiles, like Ted Bundy, Charles Manson, Billy Crystal, J. Edgar Hoover and Queen Elizabeth.

What kinds of things can a mind as creative as Lobster's come up with? Well find out! I've created some pretty cool things in my lifetime!

I want to live forever. No, really! I love life and can't imagine doing all I'd care to do within one measly 80 year lifespan. Check out what all I would do with my extended lifespan!

There's a special memory! Come with me as I relive my past and lets see if we can't find out what went wrong.

Love. Huh! Good gawd ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Well, I suppose it's good for pairbonding since a human child cannot survive on it's own and it takes two hu-mans to care for it. But still, love is more trouble than it's worth.

From Pet Peeves to my reasons for living. Learn what keeps this lobster april fresh and what gets him in one of his moods! Lobby's likes and dislikes.

Sex! Yes, sex! What about it? Ummm well, nothing really. I just wanted more hits on my website so... heheh well ok, I'll tell you a bit about my attitude towards sex.