Online Lobster

Online Lobster

Well, you've elected to learn more about me, Online Lobster. The first thing you should know is that the fact that you want to know more about me makes me paranoid about you. :)

I suppose I could use my real name like everyone else but part of my charm is that I'm so darn paranoid! So instead I opt to go by my assumed name and personality on the net.

Well, grab some popcorn and wander through my brain why don't you? Just be careful where you step!

Lobby's Brain is really neat! Lobby's brain is full of meat. Take a virtual trip through one of the most intelligent, neurotic, creative and happy minds ever to walk the earth. Me and Krang, basically.

Favorite TV Shows, not just entertainment, but the kind of television that shapes a person's mind. For better or worse, this is the mass media responsible for a large part of who I am.

Lobby's Family can't help but feel partially responsible for the rampaging affectionate crustacean they have unleashed on an unsuspecting world. It's too late now, the deed is done. The world will never be the same!

Religious views, more specifically differences in religious opinion are often the root cause of violent conflict. Read all about Lobster's existentialist dogma and bow down before him for he answers the questions that have stumped the wisest men in history.

Political views, another seething cauldron of reasons to kill other people. I think we can live together if we just learn to respect each other's rights. But we also have to keep a clear head about how things really are. Not everything can be solved with "I'm OK, you're OK" and a hug.

Lobby's career is taking off! I've been doing some pretty cool stuff lately, working for some pretty big companies! Follow this link for a resume for all you potential employers to look at!