I'm the Bolo Rapper,
And I'm here to say
That I like playin' Bolo
In a major way!
I used to be a newbie,
In July of '95.
The pills would always get me
And my man would not survive.
There was a guy named Snoopy,
And he taught me all his tricks.
I caught on really quickly;
Now it's Snoopy's axxe I kix!
I was playin' with my brother
At the U one night
When this playah named Picard joined
And he all began to fight.
They backed me in a corner
Where they tried to make the kill,
But Picard screwed up the spike,
And he gave me three pills!
They had an island fortress,
So behind its walls they hid.
Then my brother fell asleep,
After all, he's just a kid.