In the not-too-distant future,
Next summer AD,
There was a guy named Cøøl
Who played Bolo more than me.
He went to a school
The staff called SAAS,
Just another kid
From class to class.
He played enough Bolo
That he thought we was an ace;
His opponents didn't like that,
So they tried to spike his base.
We'll send him Bolo Indies.
The best that can be had (la-la-la).
He'll have to sit and play them all,
Though it makes his parents mad (la-la-la).
Now keep in mind Cøøl can't control
Where the game begins or ends (la-la-la).
He'll have to try and clear that spike
With help from his Bolo friends!
Bolo Roll Call!
Stuart! "The creator!"
Wumpus! "I taught Cøøl before Cøøl was cøøl!"
Snoopy! "The refiner!"
Hooooooov! "Filled Chew Toy!!!"
You're wondering how he eats and plays
And still finds time for school (la-la-la).
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a game;"
If he likes it, it must be cøøl!"
With Alex's Bolo Theater 3000!