I was talking to Orvis last night about music, and the topic turned to blues. He then inspired me to write a song about bolo blues, so here we go. Ok I realize it kinda sux and the tempo isn't quite right but oh well. Enjoy and laugh or cry or feel sad, whatever...




Bolo Blues



I been sittin on this base
Trying to fill my guns
Lord, I been sittin' on this base
Trying to fill my guns
Been 5 or so long minute
I think I'm gonna pack up my tank and run.

Oh, I been waitin for my little man
He's taking his own sweet time
Yeah, I been waitin for my little man
He's taking his own sweet time
Where is my stupid lgm? 
I bet he's chowin' down at the hot-dog stand!

Been waitin on #bolo
Trying to get some ops
Lord, I been waiting on #bolo
Trying to get some ops
Somebody wake up ol' verty
Or mebbe just get me a bowl of warm water.....

I wish I was a good player
Just wanna win one game
Baby, I wish I was a good player
Please, just wanna win one game
You ever play that bad boy Jolo?
He's one mean ol' butt-kixin son-of-a-gun!

Just played a game with HB
Never got to refuel
Lord, I just played a game with HB
No, I never got to refuel
Boy that game was over so quick
Quicker than starting MS for Mac apps.

Went down to see Tommy 
Talking 'bout the good 'ol days
Went down to see ol' Pixles
Talking 'bout the good 'ol days
Bought him a brand-new walker
Some oxygen and fresh denture-cream.

Played a 2x3 vs Sam 'n' Guy
Never had my man
Played a 2x3 vs Sam 'n' Guy
Nope, I couldn't keep my man
I'll just deep spike in their corner
Morty yells "Aaugh! They Got Me!" again and again and again and
again.....

I wish I had a decent net
Maybe could play IBL
Lord, please gimme a good net
Then I could play bolo, period
Instead of "Please leave, you're laggin'"
I'll only hear "Heya Monte" instead.....*sigh*

- Montezuma's Revenge